The Hits... Continued...
This one was @ClarkGrett but I blame Brett:
But he really loves a Poe Boy. That was for you @IMBrettDalton RT @ChloeBennet4: Poe loves his steak. #AgentsofSHIELD
“@PokerDaddyRPII: @IMBrettDalton @AgentsofSHIELD looked more like a vacuum salesman!!” That job would suck.
I don't know about you guys but I'm shipping LolaWardSon. She's got us both feeling like we're floating on air
Tomorrow night's episode is a powder keg. Everything's about to blow. You dyno-might be sorry of u miss it. I'll be tweeting #AgentsofSHIELD
Sunday Punday: Holiday Edition - Family ate both drumsticks at Thanksgiving. Had to wing it.
About a wrist watch explosive:
@clarkgregg Now that's what I call a time bomb! #AgentsofSHIELD
A ghost madman? Hey, if you got it, HAUNT IT! #AgentsofSHIELD
Sorry #Skye, much like that sandwich, #fitzsimmons seems to be full of bologna. #AgentsofSHIELD
After a clerk was pelted with canned goods:
Talking to customers in that tone will apparently get you canned...#AgentsofSHIELD
It's Monday Punday!! Today's theme...Animal Puns. I'm so excited I can hardly BEAR it! #SundayPunday #MondayPunday
Breaking News: Hotdog arrested after pretzel claims he was a-salted.
He IS Asgardian?! I thought that was a stab in the dark! #AgentsofSHIELD
About a character with powers from an alien staff:
She better be careful. Wouldn't want to wind up with a staff infection... #AgentsofSHIELD
Park rangers! There is NORWAY this is gonna end well... #AgentsofSHIELD
Clark Gregg with the assist....
Looks like that tree could be the root of the problem #AgentsofSHIELD
@MoTancharoen @peoplemag hey, it was a dog day afternoon.
After shooting kegs for a distraction:
Now that's what I call a keg party! #AgentsofSHIELD
Those kegs were 100 proof, but apparently not bullet proof.
Not sure this is a technical pun, but it was cute:
Dashing through the show in a no-horse metal sleigh, o'er the hills we go, hopefully not crashing on the way...hohoho.
After a free-fall to save a team member:
Who knew that Ward would fall for Simmons?! #AgentsofSHIELD #FZZT
During an electricity based episode:
Is everyone else as shocked as I am? #AgentsofSHIELD
Regarding a levitating body:
Come on team, don't leave that guy hanging! Solve the mystery! #AgentsofSHIELD
Glisten closely...Coulson is anything buy rusty! #AgentsofSHIELD
@Lil_Henstridge Lizzy, I think you're pun-believable.
Sorry to hang this beauty up but it's time to say goodnight. I think #Zegna really suits me pic.twitter.com/tQhQ39j4Kz
Stoked to support the #Marvel family with #AgentsofSHIELD tonight at #ThorTheDarkWorld! Hope I don't make an Asgard of myself...
I really thought Skye was going to make a good agent. I guess she couldn't hack it.
Back in action. Let the pun-ishment continue.
About a pyrokinetic character:
Things are really heating up now.
This guys going to get somebody fired if he's not careful.
That window jump was pane-less
Why is everyone Russian? I mean, really, what's the hurry?
Tweeted after a character lost a hand:
Someone really should have leant that poor guy a hand.
"You can grate cheese on those abs"- @IdeCaestecker on @IMBrettDalton...it would have to be very soft cheese, but that's a sharp observation
Catch me tonight at the Mill Valley Film Festival with the world premiere of my film BESIDE STILL WATERS. We're making a splash! (sorry)