Well, no one can say Garrett doesn't have guts @AgentsofSHIELD #HailHydra
I got 99 problems but a Fitz ain't one @AgentsofSHIELD #HailHydra
After an EMP jolt:
Well that was shocking (C'mon you saw that coming).
Nickel version? Penny for your thoughts, Garrett @AgentsofSHIELD
Trojan Horse? I say neigh @AgentsofSHIELD #HailHydra
That just put the "Oh!" in 0-8-4. @AgentsofSHIELD #HailHydra
Yeah. Garret's not a MIND READER! What is he, like a clairvoyant or something! Oh wait...#ItsAllConnected #HailHydra #AgentsofSHIELD
About Agent Coulson eating a candy bar:
Was that a Clark bar? @clarkgregg @AgentsofSHIELD
“@clarkgregg: You’re a Baby Ruthless RT @IMBrettDalton: Was that a Clark bar? @clarkgregg @AgentsofSHIELD” as long as we both get our Payday
After an induced heart attack:
I've heard of someone making your heart skip a beat, but this is ridiculous #HailHydra @AgentsofSHIELD
I'm Colonel Talbott and I mustache you a question @AgentsofSHIELD
About a strangled victim:
That's what Koenig gets for sticking his neck out #HailHydra @AgentsofSHIELD
Deathlok, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Catch this (and other meaningful looks) in tonight’s new @AgentsofSHIELD
Tonight! An all new episode of Agents of H.Y.D.R.A....er, S.H.I.E.L.D "the cellist." Will there be harmony or discor…
Get rich or dye trying, homie #happyeaster http://www.whosay.com/l/UpK8dFv
“@sbedregal: @IMBrettDalton pic.twitter.com/JAHNa1tfj1” That guy looks pretty Etch A Sketchy to me
Let is snow, let it snow, let it s-NOOOO @AgentsofSHIELD
What's an 0-8-4? 4 doing whatever the hell we want #HailHydra @AgentsofSHIELD
Pretty cold-blooded. Good thing we were at the Fridge @AgentsofSHIELD
Raiding the fridge. Guess it's time for a midnight snack @AgentsofSHIELD
After shooting an agent:
I'll give it my best shot, Vic. @AgentsofSHIELD #ItsAllConnected
Quick stop in this janitor's closet because I'm about to sweep the floor with these bad guys. @AgentsofSHIELD #ItsAllConnected
Something about this whole situation doesn't SITWELL with me. @AgentsofSHIELD #ItsAllConnected
Agent Hand is pretty well-armed. Let's hope her plans don't have legs @AgentsofSHIELD
After shooting a suspect:
Look, nobody else could find this Clairvoyant guy, so I thought I'd take a shot @AgentsofSHIELD
If only he had his customary breakfast, he might have been in a better mood: a bagel with death-lox @AgentsofSHIELD
First our show had a hacker, now we've got an Acker. http://marvel.com/news/tv/2014/3/27/22233/marvels_agents_of_shield_declassifies_amy_acker …
I guess you could say that until now, our show was Patton-pending https://marvel.com/news/tv/2014/3/20/22184/exclusive_patton_oswalt_enlists_in_marvels_agents_of_shield ….
Went to the pool this afternoon and saw this sign. Wouldn't have been my first choice, but maybe number 2
About someone being sucked out of a plane:
I don't know how Lady Siff feels, but I was blown away by that @AgentsofSHIELD
Night Night guns now called I.C.E.R.S. Sounds pretty cool @AgentsofSHIELD
Now that's how you make an entrance! Funny, I thought Asgardians were much more Lo-ki @AgentsofSHIELD
She'll put a spell on you. And that ain't no Lorelei @AgentsofSHIELD
Technically not Brett, but still cute...
Clark Gregg @clarkgregg Hulk would be a smash (for @IMBrettDalton )RT @mddeese: @clarkgregg Who else would you like to see guest star in the show? #AgentsofSHIELD
Make yourself a Siff drink and get ready for some kick-Asgardian action on next week's episode of @AgentsofSHIELD http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=115723 …
Whose your data? @AgentsofSHIELD
“@cofphoto: @clarkgregg @princessdeleon @IMBrettDalton @ChloeBennet4 $10 says he's a she.” Of course. Her name is Claire Voyant
That Agent Trip is living up to his name cuz that fool is straight up tripping @AgentsofSHIELD
“@_ndva: My dog's definitely enjoying you.. @IMBrettDalton pic.twitter.com/cIXwX5LqVt” looks like he hit paws at the right place
After three weeks off, we're back with Avengers...I mean, vengeance.
“@realthadpittman: @IMBrettDalton OK, Brett. Death match between Grant Ward vs Jasper Sitwell?” That whole situation doesn't sit well w me
About a new cyber leg:
The sad part is that cost him an arm and a leg. That's what I call iron-y @AgentsofSHIELD
That will definitely give him a leg up on the competition @AgentsofSHIELD
Think they'll let her just waltz in? Not by the hair of his Quinny Quinn Quinn @AgentsofSHIELD
Skye with her head in the clouds. She just wants to know what's up #seewhatididthere @AgentsofSHIELD
Looks like May better March @AgentsofSHIELD
This episode is like a puzzle and right now we're seeing how it all Fitz @AgentsofSHIELD
Just wrapped...time to live tweet. Things are getting pretty loco right? As in locomotion @AgentsofSHIELD
About an episode taking place on a train:
Just saw the final cut of Episode 13. It is on-track to being the best @AgentsofSHIELD episode ever!!!
“@clarkgregg: @IMBrettDalton kicking all kinds of ass on the new episode #AgentsofSHIELD” it's what I was train-ed to do #seewhatididthere
“@pepperonys: @IMBrettDalton hey hey brett what do plants do when another plant is sad they p h o t o s y m p a t h i s e” leaf them alone
“@InfamousJulie: @IMBrettDalton I'd just like to thank you for fav'ing my tweets, it makes me feel validated” like in a free parking way?
“@SHIELDtv: @IMBrettDalton did you see we posted "the Sandwich" recipe on our site? http://shieldtv.net/recipe-making-the-fitz-sandwich … #AgentsofSHIELD” you're my "hero"
I guess the Iceman goeth #AgentsofSHIELD
I think his judgment is clouded @AgentsofSHIELD
Looks like things are getting hot in the boiler room #AgentsofSHIELD
It was hard for him to Fitz in @AgentsofSHIELD
I've never seen that cyanide of her before #agen
I've heard of the freshman 15...I didn't realize it was in degrees Celsius @AgentsofSHIELD
Coulson hides out in the backseat of a car for answers:
Looks like Coulson's concerns took a backseat #AgentsofSHIELD
Looks like Coulson's got some mothaf--in snakes in his mothaf--in brain.
Woah! Someone is going to be Director Fury-ious! #AgentsofSHIELD
About a city of mannequins:
Everyone in that town is so stiff. What a buncha dummies.
About a traffic accident:
If she needed a place to crash, she should have just asked @AgentsofSHIELD
Happy new year (pun edition) in 2014, eggs may be put on the endangered species list bc so many have been poached. Thx for the love in 2013.
About en exploding eye:
Guess he didn't see that one coming #AgentsofSHIELD